TIME FOR ANOTHER YEARLY ‘BEST OF’ LIST

March 4, 2008 by PT Rothschild.

EXIT POLLS RATE K-RAZOR CALENDAR SUPER DELEGATES


French Valley, CA – Though I don’t entertain all that much, my new KRZR calendar hanging on my home office wall has been drawing a lot of attention from my male friends who stop by to bring me up-to-date info on the latest happenings as well as my bi-girl artist friends who too have stopped to comment on those hot (sssss) calendar girls. Here are the exit polls rating these super delegates:

· MISS APRIL – BEST TORPEDOES

· MISS AUGUST – BEST ‘WALL STRETCH’

· MISS JULY – BEST ‘OOPS, I DROPPED MY TOWEL’ LOOK

· MISS NOVEMBER – BEST ‘ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE A PRODUCER?’ LOOK

· MISS DECEMBER – BEST PORNO FACE

· MISS SEPTEMBER – BEST ‘LEAN BACK AND PUT YOUR FEET IN THESE STIRRUPS’ EXPRESSION

· MISS MARCH – BEST BOOKWORM LOOK

· MISS JUNE – BEST ‘WILL THESE DO?’ SMILE

· MISS OCTOBER – BEST ‘HURRY UP BEFORE THEY THROW THE BOUQUET, BESIDES WE’RE ONLY COUSINS BY MARRIAGE’ LOOK

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