February 27, 2008 by PT Rothschild.

‘VAGINA MONOLOGUES’ EXPOSED AT YOUTH, MASTER PLAN THAT IS

Temecula, CA – Long time readers know how I revere ‘The Simpsons’ TV show because the characters and plots mirror modern day societal stereotypes. Last night’s city council meeting in T-town proved to be yet another ‘Simpsons’ moment when, just before the CC approved the YMP (Youth Master Plan) and the new owner of The Vault distanced himself from that past by renaming the music venue, ‘Temecula Sounds’ after vowing to work with the city, lo and behold, a real-life ‘Helen Lovejoy’, the gossipy, snide, and judgmental wife of Rev. Lovejoy from the aforementioned TV series, showed up to speak her monologue (no pun intended) about a different past.


That past being the Temecula Valley Players’ stellar production of The Vagina Monologues on St. Valentines’ Day this past February 14^th, 2008. Dragging a gallon bottle of clear water up to the speaker’s podium, ‘Helen’ then poured a dirty, muddy liquid into the bottle of water and asked the CC if the now cloudy water would be safe to drink or safe for the community. She then yapped that ‘of course it wouldn’t’ answering her own question, and declared that ‘The Vagina Monologues’ are filth.

The 45-55ish year old woman, dressed in a hi-collar turtleneck (of course) with an outfit resembling exactly what the churchy ‘Helen Lovejoy’ would wear out to such a meeting, she stated forcefully that it was her belief that the majority of the ‘community is faith-based’ and doesn’t want ‘that kind of filth’ and like plays ‘polluting our community and corrupting our children.’ The sixty or so other people at the meeting were totally astonished at this bolt from the blue, staring at the disconcerted woman with a wide-eyed OMG expression on their faces.

When the rampage of words was done, only the friend she had brought with her clapped. Everyone else was still stunned at the lambasting, which was only missing the tagline, ‘Oh, won’t somebody please think about the children?’ to be completely a ‘Helen Lovejoy’ perception. The smell of Este Lauder sealed the ‘I have an agenda’ deal in this ongoing soap opera that’s like a virgin bride on honeymoon night, it just keeps coming back for more. Join us here for our next episode, ‘Where The Vagina Monologues Controversy Started For T-town’.

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February 27, 2008 by Bill Gould, Publisher.

Temecula, California - On February 26, 2008 at about 920am, officers from the Temecula Police Department responded to the 1st. Centennial Bank, located at 27645 Jefferson, in regards to a robbery that just occurred.

Upon arrival, officers learned that a lone subject entered the bank, approached a teller and handed her a note demanding money. The teller complied with the demand and gave the suspect an undisclosed amount of currency. The suspect placed the currency in his jacket pocket and fled the bank on foot south through the parking lot. There was no vehicle seen or heard.

The suspect is described as a Hispanic male, early 20’s, 5′8″ to 5′11″, 175 pounds, short black hair, unshaven, wearing a dark jacket, dark trousers and a dark ballcap with a yellow stripe.


Temecula Police officers as well as the Sheriff’s helicopter converged on the area looking for the suspect however with negative results. Investigators from the Temecula Police Department responded to the scene and assumed control of the investigation.

Anyone with information on this case may call the Temecula Police Department at (951) 696-3000. This investigation is continuing.

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February 27, 2008 by Bill Gould, Publisher.

Romoland, California - On Monday, February 25, 2008, at about 6:24 PM, deputies from the Perris Station responded to a “shots fired” call at a home in the 25000 block of 4th Street in the unincorporated area of Romoland.

Deputies arrived on scene and discovered two people, a 17 year old male and a 25 year old female, both of Romoland, had been shot by unknown assailants while they were inside their home. The victims were transported by ambulance to hospital. Both suffered a wound to their upper body, but were expected to recover.


Investigators from the Perris Station responded to the location to assume the investigation. At this time the suspects are not known. The shots appeared to have been fired from a vehicle driving by the home. The possibility of the incident being gang-related is being investigated.

The investigation is continuing.

Anyone with additional information about this incident is encouraged to call Investigator Tom Salisbury at the Perris Station at (951) 210-1000.

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