Archive for February 13, 2008

OBAMA SPANKS HILLARY SEZ SIZZLIN’ SCENE SEX PIXI

BARACK ‘TRIMS’ CLINTON BASE REPORTS MSN


Election So Cali, USA – Receiving a call from my friend and future relations advisor, The Sex Pixi, who read the ‘Our Picks’ blog on 1/31/08 and thought that ‘we’ also included me, she called to give me a gentle tongue-lashing while supplying today’s column title. After I straightened her out and reminded her that my choice still remains Ron Paul, she asked, “do you think Hillary will utter a grunt of submission as Barack’s momentum plunges deeply into her political arena?” “Well, one thing is sure,” I retorted back, “all the people who don’t want a black OR a woman in charge will be voting for John ‘Let’s spend 100 years in Iraq’ McCain.” Then I hung up the phone and took a cold shower before typing this column.

**Publishers Note**
Our picks on January 31 were specifically related to the California elections on February 5th and reflected the various views of the staff at Full Value Entertainment. We did specificly mention Ron Paul at the time because his candidacy was still viable before Super Tuesday. It is clear at this point that John McCain will be the nominee for the Republican Party despite Mike Huckabee and Ron Paul continuing their campaigns. The battle for the Democratic Nomination is certainly up in the air and we will not make an official endorsement of any candidate until after both major parties conventions this summer.

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