MORE THIEVERY AFOOT IN T-TOWN


Temecula, CA – As if something crazy is in the air, maybe some fallout from all the doublespeak, the BS, the hypocrites, and the ‘I’ll do what[1] the f**k I please’ attitude is having an effect on the common folks. Last Saturday night at 11:11 PM, according to surveillance cameras, someone in a car, not a truck, pulled up to every mailbox on the north side of Rio Nedo, an industrialized section of T-town just off Dias, and jacked them all, opening up the rural route boxes and crow barring the[2] U.S. Mail letter boxes. The motive appears to be simple robbery rather than an act of Guy Fawk-ery (‘Remember, remember the 5^th of November). Still, to have utter disregard for the Federal Postal system in such a way illustrates both a disrespect and a fearlessness of the Feds and possibly a sign of these lean (shhh, don’t say the ‘R’ word) times. Anyone with any information is asked to call the local T-town Post Office as I’m sure there is a sizable reward for any destruction of Federal Property, and maybe a waterboarding to boot for the guilty culprit.