HOLY VANDALS, BATMAN, IT’S CROOKS A’POPPING
MORE THIEVERY AFOOT IN T-TOWN
Temecula, CA – As if something crazy is in the air, maybe some fallout from all the doublespeak, the BS, the hypocrites, and the ‘I’ll do what
the f**k I please’ attitude is having an effect on the common folks. Last Saturday night at 11:11 PM, according to surveillance cameras, someone in a car, not a truck, pulled up to every mailbox on the north side of Rio Nedo, an industrialized section of T-town just off Dias, and jacked them all, opening up the rural route boxes and crow barring the
U.S. Mail letter boxes. The motive appears to be simple robbery rather than an act of Guy Fawk-ery (‘Remember, remember the 5th of November). Still, to have utter disregard for the Federal Postal system in such a way illustrates both a disrespect and a fearlessness of the Feds and possibly a sign of these lean (shhh, don’t say the ‘R’ word) times. Anyone with any information is asked to call the local T-town Post Office as I’m sure there is a sizable reward for any destruction of Federal Property, and maybe a waterboarding to boot for the guilty culprit.