HAMBUGLAR STRIKES T-TOWN MICKEY DEES

April 26, 2007 by PT Rothschild.

CAN I GET SOME FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE (DOWN)?

Temecula, Ca – While the Winds of Change still percolate at Cuppy’s and patrons enjoyed Joe Tran’s CD release party there tonight, just across the street at the McDonald’s in the Albertsons’ shopping center, two ‘Mexicans’ were supersizing their takeout order with a bag of cash. But this is T-town and Homey don’t play that sh*t, so before you could say Brad Lussenheide or he could take the coffeehouse stage, T-town’s finest rolled a maximum amount of units, both undercover and beat patrol, brought out the dogs, put the chopper in the air with its bright searchlight beam, and sent in the S.W.A.T. team. Within minutes one Frito Bandito was handcuffed and in custody while his partner, the Hamburglar, crouched in the bushes. Word on the street has it that soon after they had the dogs sniff a Big Mac, the second would-be robber was flushed out of the bush, tripped up by the two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, pickles, and the sesame seed bun smell on his bated breath. Though the CSI crew had the dining area darkened looking for clues afterwards, the drive-up window got back underway ASAP to thwart off any more Big Mac attacks. After all, Ronald didn’t pass the ‘billion sold’ mark by rolling over for the Hamburglar. Book ‘em Dano, and pass me the fries. I’m lovin’ it.

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