APB OUT FOR THE ‘GRINCH GANG’
GRINCH GANG STRIKES MURR-VILLE
Murrieta, CA - As in the story of how the Grinch™ spied the citizens of Whoville having a good Christmas and decided to steal their presents to spoil it for them, a gang of thugs from Mo-Valley has descended upon the happy folks of Murr-Ville with the same intention in mind, to spoil their Christmas. The ‘Grinch Gang’ has been hitting homes located in the Tory Pines area of town during the daylight hours when people are less likely to be home. So far, a Muslim couple and a councilman’s home have been hit, according to my street source. Police stopped a suspicious car just the other day with stolen goods in the trunk so they may have gotten some info on the rest of the Mo-Valley ‘grinches’ by now.
Several years ago the law abiding of Moreno Valley gathered in a circle to drive out ‘demons’ from the monetarily depressed area which had been subject to many gang related shootings and deaths. So be on the watch for strange or unfamiliar cars hanging in the hood, casing it out, because it appears that communal exorcism didn’t correct the breeding ground of low income and envy.