How do you know when you’re in a ‘scene’ spot?: 

A.  One of your regular bands is in the top 30 of myspace’s 141,000 unsigned bands. 

B.  You watch ‘The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron’ with a drummer who reminds you of Tommy Lee when he plays.

C.  A slightly tipsy blond with real (not fake) hoooooters is denied entrance by the Captain, who runs a tight ship against alcohol being on the premises. 

D.  Part of the anti-stalker muscle on patrol is you.

E.  All of the above.