NEW VIDEO GETS YOUR GIDDY UP

Temecula, CA – Living a monk’s life means I don’t go get lap dances. Going from one smoking story to another means I don’t have time for a ‘little woman’. Hanging out with the artists colony means more good conversation and fast friends than it does getting lucky. But as we guys all know, women get what they want. So what could I do when this video came over this morning and sat on my face? You make the call!

CAN YOU SAY FRESH WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL?

Temecula, CA – OK, so just let me say that the use of double entendre titles is perfectly allowed in this context for two reasons. The first is that there is a brand spanking new deli restaurant open in the outer rim of the mall on the Chipotle side named the Spicy Pickle. I tried the title on the spicy ‘hostess’ and she giggled. The second is the sub-title is found inside the menu just under the ‘Salads’ listing.

3808 ROCKS ALOHA J’S

Temecula, CA – The night before I went to Old Town for the candlelight vigil of Shaun Vilan’s family, extended family, and friends to remember his untimely death, Aloha J’s threw a benefit show for Little ‘D’, Shaun’s now nine year old son. Again this adventure started with a phone call but as luck and the ‘force’ would have it, I was right across the street when the call came in about the upcoming show in a few hours. I finished my assignment and popped in to see the band.

LOST TRIBE OF ISRAEL FOUND

Temecula, CA – One of the more overlooked ‘signs’ of the last days was the foretelling of finding a ‘lost tribe’ of Jews, presumably somewhere in Africa as opposed to the Bronx. Though the group that trucked back from Ethiopia a few years ago might be considered a ‘lost tribe’ due to location, that tribe kept all their culture and religion intact. Read why this latest ‘lost tribe’ is the one to mark a ‘to do’ off the Doomsday List.